Sherlock and John Go Clubbing

John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. “You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?”

AKA the night Sherlock learns four things:

1) John Watson is bi
2) John is a fantastic dancer
3) His dirty talk makes Sherlock's knees go weak
and
4) Being shagged by John Watson is even better than The Work.

(Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")