Christmas with the Wilkins

Draco's mother marrying a Muggle -- in Australia, of all places -- was frankly unbelievable. But even was more troubling was he just couldn't shake the feeling he *knew* the man from somewhere. But how could Draco Malfoy know a random Muggle from bloody Australia? And why did the man's curls remind him so very much of his perpetually infuriated (and easily nettled) co-worker, Hermione Granger?

-- Yet another ”feuding rival co-workers discover they are step-siblings, stage a fake-relationship to fool an amnesiac parent, share a single bed and disagree about the existence of any resemblance between the villain in Die Hard and their former potions master before finding love over the holidays” fic. You know, the usual fare.