I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

“What does what mean?” James asks through a mouthful of cake.

“Milf,” Scorpius says, watching the other two’s expressions cautiously for reactions. “McLaggen just called my mum a ‘milf extraordinaire’.”

James just cackles while Albus looks sheepish.

“Mum I’d like to fuck.” The older boy says simply while Scorpius blinks in confusion.

“Excuse me?”

“That’s what milf means, mum I’d like to fuck.”