Better Unanswered (джен)

As a reporter, April O’Neil doesn’t believe in questions that she shouldn’t know the answers to. “Okay,” she says, pretending for a moment longer that she’s not in her bathroom talking to her own reflection with an ironing board and a stack of pillows belted to her back. “Let the experiment begin.”
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(AKA, What Happens When You Spend Way More Time and Effort Than Necessary Trying to Figure Out How Giant Humanoid Turtles Use the Bathroom)