make it a good one!

Tony put the phone to his ear. “Hi I’d like to report a break in—“
“I’m not— I didn’t break in!” Peter exclaimed, waving his hands around madly, “I was fighting some baddies and then got zapped by this electric guy and my bracelet thingy started glowing and then I ended up here in the 80s and it’s so weird but really not that unusual, but I promise I’m not a criminal!”
“—and a potential child kidnapping.”
“I’m really from the future! 2025!”
~
Tony and his mess of a fairy god spider who can’t seem to keep himself moving correctly along the timeline.