Meeting In The Middle

“You're... you. I mean, dude, you've got swagger. You wear confidence like a well tailored Gucci suit. I figured you were fending them off with a stick.”
“I am an accomplished liar,” Loki says weakly. “Others only see what I wish for them to.”
Darcy can only blink stupidly. “Woah. Wow. Okay.”
Loki risks a peek at her, curious. “Is the fact that I am inexperienced truly that surprising?”
“Yes!” Darcy’s resounding “Duh” is left unsaid. “I find it really hard to believe you've never bumped uglies with anyone in a thousand years.”