Chosen One's Adventure with Legendaries (джен)

UT: you know you said you were gonna miss out on stuff once you left?
MW: Yes…?
UT: we went on a cruise, escaped from a sunken ship, and had an adventure on an island with giant robot pokémon.
UT: it’s been 48 hours.
UT: your turn!
MW:
MW:
MW: How.
When Ash Ketchum was to set off on his journey across Kanto, the legendary Pokémon of the world were very interested to see how it would go. Arceus set a very simple ground rule: Nobody was to interfere. Ash was to have a normal journey without their shenanigans getting in the way. Of course, then they all found out that Ash had been freely chatting with the Kanto legendaries for nearly two months, some of them just couldn't leave well enough alone, and by the time Ash's journey was three weeks in he'd already indirectly saved the world. Things... kind of spiralled out of control from there.
Or: the legendary Pokémon have a chatroom and discuss disrupting canon as much as possible.
Alternatively or: the Ash Ketchum group chat that existed before any of his human friends ever joined.