Dodging Councils and Stealing Kunoichi - Strike with the Pointy End

Naruto Uzumaki has been locked up for a decade in Hōzuki Castle for a crime he partially committed, his traitorous brother, the not-really-child-of-prophecy, has royally screwed things up. Meeting the god of death, Naruto is given a second chance to squash Akatsuki, make peace with a grouchy fox, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear.