i could be the only one (слэш)

Sure, living with Victor in St Petersburg offered its horny boy challenges. Like getting to wake up with the man cuddling him. Or worse, just getting out of the shower. Like watching Victor do mundane things, comb his hair or chug juice or burst out laughing at a dumb thing on TV.
But this?
Yuuri was going to explode.
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OR, Yuuri and Victor are the most thirsty people alive.