Oh, Captain. (слэш)

The Enterprise stops near a very, very little planet occupied only by hotels and bars.
He finds a little Irish pub in which he can enjoy a beer (or maybe more than one) and meet some interesting people.
"They keep talking and drinking and Jack smiles and blinks really too much and it doesn't take long for Jim to decide that Jack's handsome enough for making him not care about his gender. 
They both agree that sex is sex, and when Jack places his hand on Jim's thigh he decides that it's too late."