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"There happened a dog come into our shed. (Taboo, taboo)

He hadn't a name and he's sure to be dead. (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

He wagged his tail and nothing he knew

Of the wonderful things that the whitecoats do. (Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)

"I heard the head of the whitecoats say, (Taboo, taboo)

'We're getting another one in today.' (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

The tobacco man needn't waste his grub,

We'll sling him into the pickling tub.'(Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)

"So they laid him out on a nice glass bench. (Taboo, taboo)

His entrails made a horrible stench. (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

And this next bit will make you roar—

His shit fell out all over the floor. (Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)

"O who's going to stick him together again? (Taboo, taboo)

His ear's in a bottle, his eye's in the drain, (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

His cock's gone down to the lecture hall,

And I rather think he's missing a ball. (Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)

"When I've gone up in smoke don't grieve for me, (Taboo, taboo)

For a little pink cloud I'm going to be. (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

I'll lift my leg as I'm drifting by And pee right into a whitecoat's eye. (Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)

"It you want to know who made up this song— (Taboo, taboo)

'Twas a rollicking dog who didn't live long. (Taboo, taboo, taboo)

His name was Kiff, he was black and white,

He was burned to cinders--serve him right.

(Taboo, tabye, ta-bollocky-ay, we're all for up the chimney.)"