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Собственно: Draco Malfoy: Get someone to clean that fucking toilet, it stinks in there.
Hog’s Head Barman: I keep telling her, but it’s not my fault she won’t do it. What are you having?
Draco Malfoy: Um—
Hog’s Head Barman: [spots Harry and Ron entering] Never mind, they just walked in.
Harry Potter: Alright, two firewhiskies, please.
Hog’s Head Barman: Hang on a minute, Harry, just going down to change the barrel. [disappears into the back, anticipating trouble]
Draco Malfoy: Harry. Ron. The Carrows were unexpectedly engaged elsewhere, so we’re going to look after you tonight.
Harry Potter: It’s alright, the barman’s changing the barrel. Don’t mind if I pour myself one, do you?
Ron Weasley: [notices one of Draco’s group clutching a rolling pin] What the hell is that?
Draco Malfoy: What do you think it is, Weasley? It’s a fucking weapon.
Ron Weasley: No it’s not, it’s a fucking rolling pin. What are you lot, house-elves? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song while I blow out my fucking candles? [pulls open his robe to show his wand ready] I came here for a proper duel. A real wizard’s duel, with proper wizards—like Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Ever heard of them? No? Because you’re too busy in your little aprons baking fucking cauldron cakes.[to Harry] Harry, this lot are squibs to a man. Absolute squibs. Get out of my fucking way—go on, fuck off. Call yourselves Slytherins.[spins round, furious, and storms toward the door] A DUEL IS A FUCKING DUEL! With curses, not kitchen utensils, you WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing. Waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
Draco Malfoy: Well, your mate’s done a runner.
Harry Potter: Nah, he’s just genuinely disappointed with you, that’s all.