But Who Actually Buys Black Coffee From Starbucks

He is rude. He is infuriating. He never looks up from his phone and his wardrobe seems to consist of only one colour. He always orders the most boring thing on the menu and he doesn't even seem to like it. He is also the most attractive regular to come into the shop and he never seems to pay her any attention.

Or

Kylo Ren walks into Starbucks and the cute brunette barista fucks with his orders.