"Oi, 'Ermione... why are you talking about pricks like that? And whaddya mean you're beatin' the Headmaster?" It was a fair question... but the answer proved to be anything but simple. For Headmaster Snape and Mistress Granger, a pub night spent together in conversation turns into something else entirely. Written for Toodleoo as part of the 2016 LJ SSHG Gift Fest.