how to commit crimes without actually committing crimes (слэш)

(a guide by yoo jonghyuk)
From: Unknown Number
that’s not fun
i can anonymously send you chocolates
give you secret codes to that new game that’s coming out
teach you how to run away from the cops
From: Yoo Jonghyuk
I have no desire to become a criminal
From: Unknown Number
i’m barely a criminal
i’ve only gotten arrested a few times
From: Yoo Jonghyuk
Most people don’t get arrested multiple times