Of Snakes and Apples

After the Final Battle, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy entered into a mutually beneficial (yet almost entirely platonic) Arrangement to prevent another wizarding war. Now, eleven years later, the realization that Dumbledore miscounted the Horcruxes has them scrambling to thwart Voldemort's dastardly plot to return and end the world as they know it. Remix of Good Omens.